The VelociPastor

In this unique blend of horror and comedy, a priest named Doug Jones, played by Greg Cohan, discovers an unusual ability to transform into a dinosaur after a trip to China. Struggling with his newfound powers, he decides to use them to fight crime and ninjas, with the help of a prostitute named Carol, portrayed by Alyssa Kempinski. Directed by Brendan Steere, the film is known for its low-budget charm and cult following. While it hasn’t received any major awards, it has gained attention for its quirky premise and execution. For those interested, it can be viewed for free on Soap2day.