Christopher Malcolm

Patsy is angry when Eddy refuses to go away with her for Christmas, preferring to stay at home with the family and ordering a tree so large Patsy gets her…

The big day has finally come and Saffy goes into labor. Everyone is there except the midwife who is unable to get into the house after the power goes out…

Saffy’s first play, ”Self Raising Flower,” based on her life is opening at the local theatre and Eddie worries that it will portray her as a bad mother, which of…

It’s New Year’s Eve and Edina and Patsy are awaiting the arrival of Patsy’s long-lost sister, Jackie, so that they can go clubbing. But their plans are thwarted and Saffy’s…

Patsy burns down Eddie’s kitchen with her cigarette when she falls asleep. Forced to live out of the sitting room, Eddie and Patsy plan a night out which suits Saffy…

Edina discovers that the alimony payments from her ex-husbands, Justin and Marshall, have stopped. Does this mean she will be very poor? After consulting her accountant and much badgering from…

Edina needs to get slim quickly as she’s expecting a visit from old friend, Penny Casper-Morse, who used to tease her about her weight. She contemplates a regular fitness routine,…