Mark Kirkland

When Marge leaves the house to recuperate from a skating injury, everything goes to hell – until Lisa convinces Homer and Bart they have leprosy.

When Bart commits an extremely destructive prank, he is given Focusyn, a pill to help him concentrate in school. At first the results are impressive, and then Bart starts believing…

When Bart ruins Springfield’s chance to host the Olympics, the kids are sentenced to community service work at the retirement home. To help the residents recapture their youth, Bart takes…

A new Canyonero SUV turns timid Marge into an aggressive driver, and her road rage lands her in traffic school. But when a stampede occurs at the zoo, the town…

In a quest to learn Homer’s middle name, Homer and Grandpa travel to his mother’s old commune, where Homer embraces the hippie life.

A midlife crisis prompts Homer to quit his job and become an inventor.

Lisa becomes the anchor of a kids’ news program but is upstaged by Bart’s treacly human interest stories. At home, Homer corrupts a helper monkey.

When the carnival comes to town, Homer and Bart wind up working the ring toss. A father-son team of grifters shows them the downside of the “carny code,” but the…

In “The Homega Man,” Homer faces a post-apocalyptic Springfield. Next, Bart attempts to become Superfly in ”Fly vs. Fly.” In “Easy-Bake Coven,” amidst a witch hunt in 1649, Marge and…

Financially ruined, Mr. Burns turns to Lisa for help in building a recycling business. Lisa believes he’s changed, but his new business venture takes a shocking new direction.

To promote teamwork amongst the power plant’s employees, Mr. Burns makes them go on a corporate retreat up in the mountains.

When Moe sees that Homer can absorb massive blows to the head, he turns him into a prizefighter and sets up a match with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum.

On a family vacation, Lisa tries on a new identity to fit in with the other kids at the beach. Jealous, Bart reveals her true nerdiness to the group.

Washed up and plagued by scandal, Troy McClure sees a marriage to Selma as his ticket back to success.

Homer catches Mr. Burns in an ether-induced haze and asks for $500 for his bowling team. When Burns’ head clears, he demands to join the team. Meanwhile, Bart’s inflammatory T-shirt…

After visiting a local petting zoo, Lisa becomes a vegetarian and faces ridicule from family and friends. When she lashes out and ruins Homer’s barbecue, she learns a lesson in…

After Marge helps catch a petty criminal, the adrenaline rush inspires her to join the Springfield Police Department. Marge experiences feelings of power and authority that she’s never known before,…

Homer must turn to his sisters-in-law for a loan. Relishing Homer’s degradation, Patty and Selma make him their slave. But when the sisters are caught smoking on the job, Homer…

When they try to go on vacation, the family discovers Marge’s debilitating fear of flying. Marge consults a psychoanalyst to find the source of her baffling fear.

Backed by a cabal of Republicans and the talk radio blowhard Birch Barlow, Sideshow Bob runs for mayor of Springfield. When new mayor Bob decides to build a freeway right…

Lisa feels threatened when a new girl moves to Springfield: Allison is smart, pretty, a great saxophone player and a crack diorama builder. Lisa tries to befriend her new rival,…

The childless Mr. Burns selects Bart as his heir and begins grooming him for his new role. As a test of loyalty, Mr. Burns orders Bart to fire Homer.

Fired for selling tainted meat to Homer, Apu tries to make amends to the Simpsons, and Homer joins him in a pilgrimage to Kwik-E-Mart headquarters in India.

When Marge has a girls’ night out with a new neighbor, they wind up roaring toward a cliff in a Thelma-and-Louise-style car chase.

Through flashbacks, Homer recalls the dizzying rise and fall of his Beatles-esque barbershop quartet. The Be Sharps reunite for one last concert on the roof of Moe’s Tavern.

Homer negotiates his union’s contract with Mr. Burns, mindful that he needs a dental plan for Lisa’s new braces. Burns mistakes Homer’s utter ineptitude for strategy and concedes, on the…

While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge and Homer reminisce about Bart’s and Lisa’s first words.

Homer enters Lisa into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant to help her feel better about her looks. But when she must choose between the title and her integrity, she realizes…

When Bart and Lisa arrive at Kamp Krusty, they find the summer camp is more like a prison camp. When Krusty doesn’t show up to set things straight, the kids…

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.

Marge has a nervous breakdown and goes on a vacation alone, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer.

Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions. When the ceiling caves in, the Germans are desperate to sell the…

Homer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. When he’s invited to the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant to give a pep talk, he faces another potential meltdown and again “pulls…

At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that…

When Marge begs Homer to find Selma a husband, he sets her up with Principal Skinner… who falls in love with Patty instead.

After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars.

Homer fires up the crowd at a Springfield Isotopes baseball game and is chosen to be the team’s new mascot. He immediately becomes a popular attraction and the Isotopes start…